I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Is it penis luge time yet?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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