You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
it hurts more in the daytime
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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