Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Randomize