After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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