no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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