dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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