I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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