i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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