I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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