Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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