Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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