I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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