I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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