Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
So. Much. Porn.
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