Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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