It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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