Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm at about main and main street
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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