I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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