Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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