Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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