whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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