I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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