you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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