that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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