I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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