i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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