it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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