So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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