my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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