And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Fuck appropriateness.
Dignity is for republicans.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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