Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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