I'm going to rape someone's good day.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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