So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
there is glitter all over my balls
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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