This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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