I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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