dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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