Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
