i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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