Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
