her vagina looked like bernie madoff
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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