you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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