I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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