Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
