I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
