I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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