I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Randomize