I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
