help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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