I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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