Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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