I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize