If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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