I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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