Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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